How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
