I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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