i barfeds in our rink
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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