i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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