We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
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