So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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