My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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