why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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