I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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