Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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