I must be too annoying 4 u.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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