I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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