his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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