So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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