Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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