What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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