i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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