: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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