god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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