hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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