i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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