Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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