you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I just found puke in my bra..
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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