so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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