Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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