I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
