I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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