i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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