Absence makes the cock grow harder.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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