Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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