The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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