idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
