debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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