They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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