She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
handjob tips. give me some.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Ketchup is God's man juice
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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