This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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