Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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