I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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