the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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