i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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