It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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