He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
You need a sexual gate keeper
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
