Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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