Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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