your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
i came on her dog
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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