in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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