youre lurking in front of me
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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