Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
