I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Randomize
