it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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