god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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