If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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