Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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